What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?